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  • unobtainium
    Apr 15, 02:54 PM
    I can't wait for Lion. Like a lot of people, I was first brought into the Apple world by iPhone/iOS, so bringing successful elements of iOS over to the Mac sounds like a great idea to me.

    iCal doesn't even look that bad, IMO (not the most "professional" look, maybe). I'm really curious to see whether Apple will change it given the bad feedback it seems to be receiving (here, at least).





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  • Porchland
    Aug 15, 03:30 PM
    What's the next logical step in a computer interface? I used to say "Computer, show me the money" to open Quicken back in pre-OS X days. More of a gimmick than anything else, but imagine if the Finder and maybe even other apps became "speakable."

    Me: "Check mail"

    Computer: "You have nine new messages. Would you like me to read them?"

    Me: "No, thanks."

    (clicks on an email, reads message)

    Me: "Reply to this message"

    Computer: "Type or speak?

    Me: "Type"

    type-type-type

    Me: "Computer, I'd like to add a photo of the kids to this email."

    Computer: "iphoto has 6,813 pictures of the kids, which one would you like?"

    Me: "One from the birthday party last week."

    Computer: (a strip from iphoto appears) "Here are 23 from last week. I've highlighted the one where your wife fixed the red eye. Is that the one you want?"

    Me: "Yes, that will be fine."

    Computer adds the picture to stationery in the email, other pictures go away.

    Me: "Send the email"

    Me: "...and order me a pizza."

    This kind of thing can't be too far off. A 75 mhz Performa could do it in a rudimentary way. Imagine what a modern Mac may be able to do. "Speakeasy" has a nice ring to it.

    I want mine to use the old-school Mac voice that Radiohead used in "Fitter Happier."





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  • sushi
    Jul 15, 08:39 AM
    Don't know how true this is, but if correct demonstrates MS determination to take losses to dominate the market. From Engadget,

    But it gets better. To attract current iPod users Microsoft is going to let you download for free any songs you've already bought from the iTunes Music Store. They'll actually scan iTunes for purchased tracks and then automatically add those to your account. Microsoft will still have to pay the rights-holders for the songs, but they believe it'll be worth it to acquire converts to their new player.
    If this is true, it will allow those considering a switch to be a no brainer.

    Good marketing for Microsoft.





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  • prady16
    Oct 24, 08:05 AM
    Told ya! :D
    More RAM, faster and newer processor, FW800 port all at the same price!
    The wait was worth it! :)





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  • one1
    Apr 17, 06:25 PM
    heya,

    At first, I thought it was more stable.

    However something seems to have gone wrong with my audio.

    iTunes won't start, when I try it brings up an error message:

    The iTunes application could not be opened. An unknown error occurred (-200).

    There is no sound in Flash videos (Safari or Chrome) is missing, or any sound in Jitsi (VoIP client), or in MPlayer (Video player).

    Strangely enough, QuickTime has sound. Have no idea what's going on here.

    Cheers,
    Victor
    I have some issues with quicktime as well and some other stuff (Can anyone tell me if their auto importer works??!?!) but I was able to clear some issues up by going to the manual download link posted earlier in this thread and DL'ing the update myself and reinstalling it.





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  • ucfgrad93
    Apr 26, 02:43 PM
    ^^^^ You didn't bold it so it is not an official vote.





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  • tny
    Oct 24, 08:04 AM
    Slightly off-topic: does anyone have an opinion on getting software (in this case logic express) preinstalled? Is there any benefit or would it be better to just buy the app seperately?

    The only benefit it gets you is the time savings of not having to install it yourself - and of being able to jump right in and use it when you get the machine.





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  • steelfist
    Oct 24, 09:24 AM
    hope they won't repeat the stupid overheat, whine, or shutdown issues in this release.

    other than that, it's an impressive update and upgrade, especially compared to the painful and slow powerbook updates. Apple sure didn't dissapoint me at all!

    2 thumbs up!

    it won't make much of a difference in terms of performance gain, but I would preffer getting a 5400 rpm and having more capacity instead. it might be very helpful for a lot of people though, it's just that i'm cost consious.





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  • DaveGee
    Apr 12, 08:53 PM
    Could someone clarify this for me: Aren't hard drives too slow to make use of Thunderbolt anyway? In a typical USB 2.0 external hard drive, what is the bottleneck in speed: The speed at which the hard drive spins, or the USB 2.0 connection? If it's the USB, then why do people even care about the RPM of a drive? If it's the RPM, then isn't USB 2.0 fast enough to run a hard drive at its native speed?


    Let's look at it a different way...

    Almost every residential building in NYC has 1/4" to 1/2" (diameter) copper water pipes for their city water service... Even skyscrapers are mostly fitted with similar sized pipes for 99% of it's living spaces.. So, why is NYC paying billions of dollars to have a 24 feet diameter water pipe constructed to bring water down from the reservoirs or why build a 12+ lane super-highway when a car is only one lane in width?

    B_A_N_D_W_I_D_T_H B_A_B_Y!!

    Usage of TB technology is not restricted to a single user (device) at a time... TB is very much like a the PCI bus found in modern PC's, cept it's all done on a much smaller interconnect... It's really very sweet you can literally have 3 or 4 monitors running off of it as well as accessing a very high speed NAS and reading from a bluray drive (not playing from it ... but thats not the fault of TB)... It can literally have EVERYTHING and ANYTHING plugged into it.... Well put it this way... if something can be engineered to operate in a PCI slot... It'll work just fine as a TB device.





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  • ScottInTheOC
    Mar 17, 04:44 PM
    2 White Ipads 16GB! :apple:

    Had fun in line too.

    Waited from 7 AM.

    Earlier you mentioned they weren't getting their shipment until 11am. Was this the case? were you in line this whole time? where were u in line?





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  • mac1984user
    Apr 13, 07:56 PM
    Yawn. What's the point? This thing will have a shelf life of 5.5 months at most and then it will be superceded by a more powerful model. Surely anyone who wanted an iPhone 4 (white or black) has bought one by now. How many holdouts can there SERIOUSLY be??





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  • DewGuy1999
    Jan 31, 04:33 PM
    Say hello to Odin...





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  • dmr727
    Dec 30, 01:38 PM
    I'm sorry, if you struggle to lose weight, you're not doing it right. Losing weight is dead easy.

    I don't have a dog in this fight, but the question that runs through my mind is: if it's so easy, why do people struggle with it? Why are there entire industries built around people that struggle with losing weight on their own?





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  • goosnarrggh
    Dec 4, 07:26 AM
    Mac OS X is so stable that I am perfectly comfortable working for an hour in between saving my open files. If I was likely to run into websites that purposely exploited a flaw to crash my Mac, I'd have to change my habits and live more defensively.

    Excellent point.

    If you use a notebook or a desktop with a UPS, it can be extremely easy to forget about the fact that reboots may happen at any time, even without fautly software getting in the way. (Lately in Nova Scotia, the culprit has been "salty fog" invading our power substations...) Obviously this is a bug that can cause loss of work (and thus loss of money). And obviously the ultimate solution must be a more graceful failure response by the OS.

    But a good stopgap measure to protect from the only potential damage which can so far be demonstrated to potentially come from this vulnerability, would be to enable the autosave feature of your software. That measure requires a one-time investment of effort on your part, and subsequently shouldn't have any effect on your work habits. I have never used any reputable productivity software which didn't have an autosave feature.





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  • Chase R
    Dec 5, 04:59 PM
    I think if there were no guns besides the law enforcements then America would be a much safer place.

    Then what would law-enforcement need guns for?

    It is literally impossible to get rid of guns here. The only thing gun-control does is take away guns from those who legitimately and responsibly own them. You think the guns that gangsters and criminals have are registered? I think not.

    /rant

    back to wishlist...

    one of these:
    http://images.apple.com/ipodshuffle/images/stack20100901.jpg

    So I can get back into morning running!





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  • CDCC
    Apr 22, 10:49 PM
    Germany is a painful place to defend a patent suit.

    They may have better luck there.

    The U.S. is still pro MS and pro PC. I heard the people in Europe love Macs.

    Ever see the movie "The Lady with the Dragon Tattoo"?

    I hope the judges are Mac users!





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  • dmr727
    Feb 25, 10:42 AM
    Poor Jon Cryer. :D

    I feel worse for the kid. That initially cute and pudgy face didn't exactly grow into something that'll be useful in the industry down the line. :p





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  • Blorzoga
    May 4, 05:21 AM
    pfft, this should not be front page news, hell not even second page... just a bunch of hearsay from a CR that knows nothing about it and speculates BS.

    Yeah, customer service reps are always soooo reliable.





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  • fatboyslick
    May 4, 05:07 AM
    Even if Apple and Google both make money from ads and apps... Apple still gets $600 per phone.

    Apple has the right idea :D

    "Android" can have their marketshare... I don't think it bothers Apple in the least.


    That's the point though - to compensate for the lack of profits from hardware sales, Google flood the market with their OS to make up their margins through ads and apps.

    Apple are bothered and hence tried to make it more attractive for developers to use Apple over Android through Ad-Sense, thus reducing the attractiveness of Googles OS

    In the end they'll probably make similar amounts of money but through slightly different routes





    gwangung
    Jul 21, 07:44 PM
    By definition, having alternatives makes Apple NOT a monopoly.

    Really. We have an awful lot of ill-educated people around here who think they know economics....Wayyyyyyy too many people are saying that with a straight face.





    renewed
    Sep 15, 08:49 PM
    In the UK, there's a 4GB Reach bundle. Only reason I mentioned it.

    Yeah I heard about that on a news site. They were laughing about it since you can't do co-op with them. Ironic.

    Mine is the 250 GB though so should be good to go.





    ViViDboarder
    Jun 6, 07:04 AM
    Don't you have to hit download twice to actually buy it?

    Oh well... It's obvious it was a mistake. I'm glad they're getting a refund. Let's just hope that Apple doesn't screw the developer over on it (ie. take out their 30% cut and then expect the developer to foot the $1000 refund) like they did when they pulled GV Mobile from the App Store.





    RawBert
    Feb 11, 10:42 AM
    NickZac, you my friend are awesome! If you're ever in North Hollywood, I have a briefcase.;)

    Charlie Sheen parties too much though. Too much of that stuff can mess you up bad. Just gotta keep it below 3 grams per night and one night per week. It's not fun anymore when you wind up in the hospital.





    Beaverman3001
    Apr 17, 07:49 PM
    Thunderbolt would be a killer feature for this machine - and would open up a whole load of expansion options.

    Sonnet are marketing a load of interesting accessories, from Gigabit ethernet and FW800 adapters, to RAID arrays, to full-size PCIe expansion card housings, all of which can connect via Thunderbolt.

    Those CPUs are pretty fast. For everyone except gamers it should be a nice machine.

    Those PCIe housings could make for external graphics that don't suck. Whether that is practical at all is another story.



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